中文

Few things irk me more than when some random Chinese person assumes that Standard Mandarin Chinese is the only Chinese language that exists or matters. Like when I mess up speaking it and they go "Tut tut, ABC kid losing their heritage!" Or when they find out that I (who studied it for years in university) can speak it at all and my brother cannot, and they go, "I knew you were the older child, because you can still speak Chinese!" Fuck you, bitch, Putonghua ain't my people's language. Do you speak Cantonese? No? Why do you suck?????